1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and the blockage will be removed.
2. Avoid arguements with your wife. Sorry, i meant avoid talking with your wife and there is no arguement .
3. For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. For cry babies: Please stand in front of a mirror nakaed (i mean naked) and cry out loud. Soon you would get some smile on your face.
5. For office goers: A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
2. Avoid arguements with your wife. Sorry, i meant avoid talking with your wife and there is no arguement .
3. For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. For cry babies: Please stand in front of a mirror nakaed (i mean naked) and cry out loud. Soon you would get some smile on your face.
5. For office goers: A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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