In the world where gazillion thoughts run like sperms in the head, we tend to lose memory and concentration is getting tough these days. The things we do, we never do it right at the first time. There is always some passing clouds in the brain that drifts us from getting things done at one shot. First, lets get small things right and aim for the bigger. Come on, follow these steps to regain the power of concentration. Then shout "I have the power" like "He-MAN".
The following course will be awarded with a base level degree in concentration. You have to be 18 for eligiblity.
1. When taking a leak, make sure the leak doesnt spread out of the basin. If not done right after 5th try, Saudi Arabia punishment will be given.
2. Spread your five fingers wide enough and run the knife fast and furious between the gaps. If you miss it, apply some ethanol to cool the pain and try it again.
3. Deliberately screw the ceiling fan less tight and stay right under the fan. Move when the ceiling fan is about to fall down. If you miss it, you dont have to concentrate any more in life.
4. When commenting on anybody's blog, try to enter the word verification without a mistake at first shot.
5. Stand nude in front of the mirror and look at your eyes ONLY.
When all the above steps are done right without a second try, you have passed the basic level.
Intermediate level course is not yet decided. Will follow soon....
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