1. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will then be afraid to cough.
2. Remember !!. Everyone would seem normal until you get to know them.
3. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
4. If you have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.
5. Always work to get new things that YOU WANT TO HAVE. Never work to get new things that OTHERS HAVE.
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