1. A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"
2. During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
3. Adults Only : This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor.
The old man asks with a shaky voice, ''''Honey. Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''''
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
2. During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
3. Adults Only : This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor.
The old man asks with a shaky voice, ''''Honey. Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''''
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
4. A college class was told that they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
The short story had to contain the following three things:
a. Religion
b. Sexuality
c. Mystery
Below is the A+ short story in the entire class :
"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."
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Posted on 4:14 PM
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Posted on 4:34 PM
//During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."//
Innum ethana naalaikku dhaan pasangalaan ippadi kashtapadara maadiriyae scenea poda poreengalo :)
Posted on 8:45 PM
ahaa.. bayangaramana postairukku!
Posted on 8:57 PM
ahaa.. bayangaramana postairukku!
Posted on 8:57 PM