Chennai Airport :
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Anouncement : Mr.கவுண்டமணி. Mr.கவுண்டமணி. If you are around, you are expected to board the flight in next 10 mins. The flight is going to close its doors in another 15 mins. So please arrive at the gate as soon as possible.
Person sitting next to கவுண்டமணி : Seeing கவுண்டமணி name on a luggage , the person wakes him up in the waiting area. Hey man, are u கவுண்டமணி
கவுண்டமணி : Hey man. Me yaa கவுண்டமணி. Hey whats the matter yaa
Person sitting next to கவுண்டமணி : You have to rush to the gate ASAP. They are screaming your name.
கவுண்டமணி : Oh no. Me ? ASAP? Oh god..Me running now yaa..hey thanks maa..I no forgetting this help. Here my visiting card. Visit me later and soon maa.
At the Gate : Sir, your too late and you cant do this. Thank god, you are really lucky to board the flight now.
கவுண்டமணி : Hey Yeah. You know i was in the urine and i heard noice maa..Me no more mistake. Sorry yaa.
The Flight leaves chennai:
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Air hostess : Hello sir. Welcome to Air India.
கவுண்டமணி : Oh India. Yeah me India. Chennai. Glad to meet yoov.
Air hostess : ????$$$######
கவுண்டமணி : Takes a tamil magazine and looks at some pages. He finds a topic teaching some common speaking phrases in America.
After reading it, he feels like using those words right away.
He starts -> Oh no, this not acceptable. Holy cow. I not taking ya...Oh my god. All the way up me coming. Whatz goin on yaa..huh
Beautiful girl sitting next to கவுண்டமணி : Can i help you. Whats the problem sir?
கவுண்டமணி : No air inside...i feel hot yaa..what you say..
Beautiful girl sitting next to கவுண்டமணி : Oh yeah, even i felt the same. Lets call the airhostess
கவுண்டமணி : Hey airhostess..come ya..come naa come yaa
Air hostess : What is the issue sir.
கவுண்டமணி : i no need tissue. you open the window. Let the Air force come in yaa
Air hostess : Air force ????$$$###### Oh no, we cant do that sir. The flght is up 400 feet now
கவுண்டமணி : Hey me dont care. Call the manager.
Air hostess : What?? manager?? You mean the pilot.
கவுண்டமணி : Me flying America. Call the manager
Pilot : Holy cow. whats the matter with this guy
கவுண்டமணி : Hey only me telling Holy cow. You Indians dont talk that. Only me American telling yaa
Pilot : If you keep making a mess, you will be dropped in the ocean. Keep your mouth shut
கவுண்டமணி : Oh sister..Daughter..Me only fighting..any help
Pilot : Everyone, the A/c would work in another 5 mins..So please ask this guy to settle down
Everyone : Hey you, dont shout. Its going to be OK in 5 mins
கவுண்டமணி : OH MY GOD.
Air hostess again with tensed voice. Sir, what do you want to drink
கவுண்டமணி : Opens the tamil magazine again and looks at some american drinks. Hey me need 1 min to select maa . Come soon yaa.
Air hostess after 5 mins: Are you ready sir
கவுண்டமணி : hey sure ya..me need one glass ginger ale.
Air hostess : hahahah Ginger Ale? You took 5 mins for that?
Everyone in the flight : haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
கவுண்டமணி : ????$$$######
Air hostess : Ok here it is sir and while pouring she overflows the glass
கவுண்டமணி : Hey you. dont pour pour pour pour pour(read it fast). pour pour pour (read it slow)
Air hostess : I'm terribly sorry sir.
கவுண்டமணி : Me sueing you. My body pains.
Air hostess : Sueing???? There are some stains sir. But you cant sue for that.
கவுண்டமணி : You screw me.
Air hostess : What????? ????$$$######
By that time pilot is back again : Damn guy. We are for sure going to push you down
கவுண்டமணி : No way man. Me telling Uncle Sam. No pushing me..
Pilot : What the hell is this guy talking. Flying high makes you dizzy???
கவுண்டமணி : Not high. give High five
Everyone : Pilot. Please push him down. Please.
கவுண்டமணி : Hey . Hey . Hey
Pilot : Opens the door and pushes கவுண்டமணி into the sea
கவுண்டமணி : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Next scene:
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Senthil : அண்ணே..எழுந்திருங்க அண்ணே. எழுந்திருங்க
கவுண்டமணி : ஆஆஆஆ. டேய் டகால்டி தலையா..போடா வேலைய பாத்துக்குட்டு..
கவுண்டமணி : யெப்பா . நமக்கு அமரிக்காவும் வேணாம். வெண்டக்காயும் வேணாம்டா சாமி
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Anouncement : Mr.கவுண்டமணி. Mr.கவுண்டமணி. If you are around, you are expected to board the flight in next 10 mins. The flight is going to close its doors in another 15 mins. So please arrive at the gate as soon as possible.
Person sitting next to கவுண்டமணி : Seeing கவுண்டமணி name on a luggage , the person wakes him up in the waiting area. Hey man, are u கவுண்டமணி
கவுண்டமணி : Hey man. Me yaa கவுண்டமணி. Hey whats the matter yaa
Person sitting next to கவுண்டமணி : You have to rush to the gate ASAP. They are screaming your name.
கவுண்டமணி : Oh no. Me ? ASAP? Oh god..Me running now yaa..hey thanks maa..I no forgetting this help. Here my visiting card. Visit me later and soon maa.
At the Gate : Sir, your too late and you cant do this. Thank god, you are really lucky to board the flight now.
கவுண்டமணி : Hey Yeah. You know i was in the urine and i heard noice maa..Me no more mistake. Sorry yaa.
The Flight leaves chennai:
---------------------------------------
Air hostess : Hello sir. Welcome to Air India.
கவுண்டமணி : Oh India. Yeah me India. Chennai. Glad to meet yoov.
Air hostess : ????$$$######
கவுண்டமணி : Takes a tamil magazine and looks at some pages. He finds a topic teaching some common speaking phrases in America.
After reading it, he feels like using those words right away.
He starts -> Oh no, this not acceptable. Holy cow. I not taking ya...Oh my god. All the way up me coming. Whatz goin on yaa..huh
Beautiful girl sitting next to கவுண்டமணி : Can i help you. Whats the problem sir?
கவுண்டமணி : No air inside...i feel hot yaa..what you say..
Beautiful girl sitting next to கவுண்டமணி : Oh yeah, even i felt the same. Lets call the airhostess
கவுண்டமணி : Hey airhostess..come ya..come naa come yaa
Air hostess : What is the issue sir.
கவுண்டமணி : i no need tissue. you open the window. Let the Air force come in yaa
Air hostess : Air force ????$$$###### Oh no, we cant do that sir. The flght is up 400 feet now
கவுண்டமணி : Hey me dont care. Call the manager.
Air hostess : What?? manager?? You mean the pilot.
கவுண்டமணி : Me flying America. Call the manager
Pilot : Holy cow. whats the matter with this guy
கவுண்டமணி : Hey only me telling Holy cow. You Indians dont talk that. Only me American telling yaa
Pilot : If you keep making a mess, you will be dropped in the ocean. Keep your mouth shut
கவுண்டமணி : Oh sister..Daughter..Me only fighting..any help
Pilot : Everyone, the A/c would work in another 5 mins..So please ask this guy to settle down
Everyone : Hey you, dont shout. Its going to be OK in 5 mins
கவுண்டமணி : OH MY GOD.
Air hostess again with tensed voice. Sir, what do you want to drink
கவுண்டமணி : Opens the tamil magazine again and looks at some american drinks. Hey me need 1 min to select maa . Come soon yaa.
Air hostess after 5 mins: Are you ready sir
கவுண்டமணி : hey sure ya..me need one glass ginger ale.
Air hostess : hahahah Ginger Ale? You took 5 mins for that?
Everyone in the flight : haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
கவுண்டமணி : ????$$$######
Air hostess : Ok here it is sir and while pouring she overflows the glass
கவுண்டமணி : Hey you. dont pour pour pour pour pour(read it fast). pour pour pour (read it slow)
Air hostess : I'm terribly sorry sir.
கவுண்டமணி : Me sueing you. My body pains.
Air hostess : Sueing???? There are some stains sir. But you cant sue for that.
கவுண்டமணி : You screw me.
Air hostess : What????? ????$$$######
By that time pilot is back again : Damn guy. We are for sure going to push you down
கவுண்டமணி : No way man. Me telling Uncle Sam. No pushing me..
Pilot : What the hell is this guy talking. Flying high makes you dizzy???
கவுண்டமணி : Not high. give High five
Everyone : Pilot. Please push him down. Please.
கவுண்டமணி : Hey . Hey . Hey
Pilot : Opens the door and pushes கவுண்டமணி into the sea
கவுண்டமணி : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Next scene:
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Senthil : அண்ணே..எழுந்திருங்க அண்ணே. எழுந்திருங்க
கவுண்டமணி : ஆஆஆஆ. டேய் டகால்டி தலையா..போடா வேலைய பாத்துக்குட்டு..
கவுண்டமணி : யெப்பா . நமக்கு அமரிக்காவும் வேணாம். வெண்டக்காயும் வேணாம்டா சாமி
13 comments
LOL :-) Erkanavae namma englipish super.. idha padichappuram sutham.. :-)
Aanalum eppadinga ungalukku mattum ippadilaan idea thonudhu.. Super-a ezhudhi irukkeenga :-)
Posted on 7:10 PM
ULITMATE kittu.
scene by scene karpanai panni enjoy pannen :)
Posted on 7:46 PM
Super Kittu... Padikum bothu koundamani kai aati kai aati pesura maathri oru imagination :)
Posted on 8:30 PM
ROTFL mams...eppavum pola kalakiteenga :-)
Posted on 10:16 PM
Awesome!!! I just forwarded this to my hubby:)
Posted on 3:28 PM
என்ன கிட்டு ஒரே காமெடி கலக்கலா இருக்குது! சரி ரவிசு!
Posted on 8:52 PM
// What is the issue sir.
கவுண்டமணி : i no need tissue. you open the window. Let the Air force come in yaa
/
reallyhilarious kittu!
chancea illa! eppadi ippadi?
Posted on 8:53 PM
//Senthil : அண்ணே..எழுந்திருங்க அண்ணே. எழுந்திருங்க
கவுண்டமணி : ஆஆஆஆ. டேய் டகால்டி தலையா..போடா வேலைய பாத்துக்குட்டு..
Senthil : யெப்பா . நமக்கு அமரிக்காவும் வேணாம். வெண்டக்காயும் வேணாம்டா சாமி/
sirikka vaikum post! super!
Posted on 8:53 PM
too good...damn funny :D
enna sila edathula i really couldn't understand what goundamani was telling!!!!
Posted on 8:18 AM
@g3
dankoo
@arunkumar
/scene by scene karpanai panni enjoy pannen :) //
appadi poadu :-)
@kk
//koundamani kai aati kai aati pesura maathri oru imagination :)
// kaalayum aati paesi irukkanumae :-)
@syam
thanks naats :)
@priya
thanks..f/w thaaraLama pannungalaen :)
@dreamz
nanri dreamzz
@sat
thank you.
//enna sila edathula i really couldn't understand what goundamani was telling!!!! //
appadiya?? sila idam enraal endha idam solreenga sat?
Posted on 9:27 AM
நல்லா சிரிக்க வெச்சதுக்கு ஒரு பெரிய நன்றி, நல்லா எழுதி இருக்கீங்க.
Posted on 5:59 PM
amazing sense of humor! enjoyed to the max!
Posted on 6:12 PM
Hey thats so damn funny! While reading I visualized KM saying it & was in splits! Thanks fr stopping by my blog....hope 2 c u around!
Posted on 7:25 AM