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Married Life

Posted by Swamy Srinivasan aka Kittu Mama On 8:50 AM

Hello friends and friendis,
I came across KK's post of
BM and AM and that inspired me to write this post. He has compared life with roomie and wife in his own style. Interesting comparison. Though Life when we are single gives us more freedom , having a partner who is always there for you gives us more comfort. Most of the husbands who were with roomates performing their turns of cooking, cleaning, laundry suddenly want to take rest after they get married expecting the wives to do all household chores. They act as if they have never done any of the chores before. The truth is the wife has also never done anything when she was a mom's girl. If both husband and wife have a good PUC [Patience, Understanding and Care], your marriage is defnitely a success.

There is this popular Saying :
"A man opens the car door for his wife. That means either the car is new or the wife is new. "
That's 100% true in most of our lives. Marriage changes from time to time. Food does'nt taste good without a little spice, Same case, Marriage does'nt have thrill if it does'nt have little fights and arguments.

Please replace "Honey" with "Sani" in the 2nd and 3rd column as it becomes that way, :) and the couple lose their nickname(chella peyar) as years pass by .


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Husband&Wife


(Recenty Married)


Husband & Wife


(After few yrs)

Husband & Wife (After few more years[ 2+1 becomes 3)
He goes back home
from work at 5:00 PM and the conversation at home goes...
Honey: Why are you early today?
Guy: Honey, I missed you, so came home soon.
He goes back home from work at 5:00 PM and the conversation at home goes...
Honey: You are early today, don't you ? (Previous day he came late and she asked why was he late)
Guy shouts : If i come late you ask why am i late ? if i come early you ask why am I early? Do I have to answer your questions daily ? huh !.Is the dinner ready ?

He goes back home from work at 5:00 PM and the conversaion at home goes.She is busy
giving a bath to the baby. He rings the calling bell twice and opens the door with his own key and enters the
house.

Honey: Coud you cut the Chicken, onion and tomato and cook Chicken curry while I make some Chappati's
Guy: Takes the onion, slowly cuts as if he does'nt know how to cut a vegetable, cuts his finger, little blood comes out, makes a drama scene, goes to search a medicine kit.

Honey: Without knowing he is a good actor, feels bad about his finger and cuts chicken,onion etc. and cooks dinner.

Honey: Cut Chicken, onion and tomato and cook Chicken curry while I make some Chappati's

Guy: Sorry, I can't. I have an important office call.

Honey: I could'nt cook dinner as i was busy with the baby, can we have frozen paratha today?
Guy: No probs, you put in tawa, I got an important work to do in computer.
Honey(thinking): This guy will never change,the baby cries, she attends the baby(no time to fight)
Honey: Could you please clean the vessels for me?
Guy: Oh!Sure,honey. Which one is the dishwashing liquid ?
Honey: Could you please do the vessels for me?
Guy:I wish i could, but my friend in Belgium will come for chat, so you carry on.(thinking ESCAPEE)
Honey: Cleans all vessels by herself asking him to play with the kid.
Guy: Sitting in sofa and watching TV , the kid plays with the toys by himself.
Guy: logs in his laptop first time in a week's time and types www.google.com. Even before the page loads
Honey: You always sit with your laptop. Instead of
me, you could have married your laptop.
Guy: Closes the laptop, and says, honey! Nothing is more important for me than you, come let's go bowling.
Guy sits in laptop as usual, wife shouts he could have married the laptop instead of her;
Guy : Oh yeah ! that would have been definitely better b'cause laptop does'nt talk.
Guy sits in laptop, Wife starts to shout, the baby cries, Conversation ends, she goes and changes his diaper
Guy: Honey my old
roomie is calling me for playing Tennis
Honey: No need Tennis. Spend time with me.
Guy (on phone): Dude, I cant come man. Didn't get ground clearance.

Guy: Honey, am goin to play tennis.
Honey: You just came from office, again you are goin out. Won't i need some relaxation too ?
Guy(with anger): I can't ask permission for each and everything to you. ok! bye !

Guy: Honey my old roomie is calling me to play tennis, I am goin , bye.
Honey: ?????? (Busy with baby)


Few Jokes(Facts) about Married Life :
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1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

3. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."

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6 comments

  1. G3 Said,

    Naan dhaan firsta :)

    Posted on 1:56 PM

     
  2. G3 Said,

    Aaha.. totala namakku sambandham illadha topic ;)

    Aana padikka nalla irundhudhu :D

    Posted on 1:56 PM

     
  3. KK Said,

    Hahaha seriyana poti :D

    Very true but funny to read...

    Yenn thangamani kitta intha post'a kaamikanum :)

    Posted on 2:44 PM

     
  4. //G3 said...
    Aaha.. totala namakku sambandham illadha topic ;)

    koodiya seekiram sambandam aayidume, so padichu vechukonga usefula irukkum.

    Posted on 4:59 PM

     
  5. Arunkumar Said,

    padichi vachirukken..
    usefula irukkumnu namburen :-)

    Posted on 1:51 PM

     
  6. Dreamzz Said,

    ROFL! sari comedy!

    differences super..
    last joke super!

    Posted on 1:17 PM

     
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