Jokes

Posted by Swamy Srinivasan aka Kittu Mama On 8:44 PM

If Gandhi was a honest man then why Banks are closed on his birthday asked one of the Politician from Tamilnadu.
A lady Politician who is standing for an election came to the man and said" sir, you should support me. Sorry Madam. I am already married and having two kids said the poor voter.
Do you expect that your wife should listen to your talk. Then you speak during your sleep.
A man who can get into bed from either side is a Bachelor.
After 3 years, the court gave the judgement for Divorce. The Divorce documents were
signed. While parting, the wife said to her ex-husband, I warn you - if you ever failed to
pay a single instalment, I will repossess you.
You have to vacate the house immediately said the land lord. What for asked the Tenant.? Yesterday, there were unbearable noise in your portion said the owner. I have not made any noise said the tenant. Not you, but those who had carried you made the heavy
noise said the landlord.
I gave a moving speech. Everyone moved towards the gate.
Call your daughter. I should tell her what is right and what is wrong in life said the Priest. Please tell her about the right things. She knows fully about wrong things said the father.
How long I can wait for half chicken? You have to wait sir, till I get order for another half
chicken and then only I can kill the chicken.
Lot of fools in the meeting hall.Let us hear one at a time said the irritated speaker.
OK, Sir, You can go with your speech came from the audience.

Kittu Mama Solraan