Dhokla Singh and his 3 sons were happily having dinner together on a Sunday. After heavy stuffing, everybody went to sleep. After 1 hr, they came rushing to the Hall and was seeing each other with terrified looks. Each one shared that they are getting blood while passing urine. Hearing this, Dhokla Singh was shocked and started to think it is a terrible curse from the God. He rushed with his sons to see Dr.Dubakur Singh, living near his home.
Knock Knock. Coming says Dr.Dubakur Singh. Hey Dhokla, what happened? Why are you here with all your sons this early morning.
Dhokla cries loud saying we are all going to die. We are all goind to die, doctor.
Dubakur says, dont worry dhokla, is there any health problem? I can get it done. Please dont cry.
Dhokla explains that all his sons including him are getting blood in the urine.
Dubakur Singh is also terrified but tries to act like a Dr. Dont worry, i'll check it out.
Dubakur takes everyone to the bathroom and ask them to Pee again. He finds out that the color is like Potassium Permanaganate. He asks everybody to stay calm and rest in the patients room and he runs to his bedroom to look at some chemistry books. Reading some of his practial record notebooks, he comes back to the patients room.
I think i found out the problem , he said and dips everyone's precious parts one by one into a Beaker filled with Diluted HCL (hydrochloric acid).
You all should become well soon. Please give 24 hrs and come back to see me, the Dr said.
Dhokla calls the Dr next evening over phone and is all happy to tell they are cured. Thank you so much Dr. You are the most brilliant Dr that i've seen in the Sardars so far. Dr Dubakur Singh was extremely happy to hear those nice words.
The night time came and Dhoklas last son opened his fridge and had the remaining Beet root halwa as a desert.
Early in the morning, Dhokla Singh was found again, knocking the Dr's office.
Knock Knock. Coming says Dr.Dubakur Singh. Hey Dhokla, what happened? Why are you here with all your sons this early morning.
Dhokla cries loud saying we are all going to die. We are all goind to die, doctor.
Dubakur says, dont worry dhokla, is there any health problem? I can get it done. Please dont cry.
Dhokla explains that all his sons including him are getting blood in the urine.
Dubakur Singh is also terrified but tries to act like a Dr. Dont worry, i'll check it out.
Dubakur takes everyone to the bathroom and ask them to Pee again. He finds out that the color is like Potassium Permanaganate. He asks everybody to stay calm and rest in the patients room and he runs to his bedroom to look at some chemistry books. Reading some of his practial record notebooks, he comes back to the patients room.
I think i found out the problem , he said and dips everyone's precious parts one by one into a Beaker filled with Diluted HCL (hydrochloric acid).
You all should become well soon. Please give 24 hrs and come back to see me, the Dr said.
Dhokla calls the Dr next evening over phone and is all happy to tell they are cured. Thank you so much Dr. You are the most brilliant Dr that i've seen in the Sardars so far. Dr Dubakur Singh was extremely happy to hear those nice words.
The night time came and Dhoklas last son opened his fridge and had the remaining Beet root halwa as a desert.
Early in the morning, Dhokla Singh was found again, knocking the Dr's office.
2 comments
hey, i have read it somewhere.. sorry i forgot the source. It is said that the Sikhs/ sardar's were the brave ones who stood against the british invasion of our country. They used to and still are continuing the tradition of sending one of their family member to serve the army and protect our nation. The britishers who somehow wanted to take revenge of the stong willedness of these sardar's started making fun of them and spreading the so called jokes with their name.
The britishers have achieved what they wanted to. They have left our country, but not their stag on our fellow brothers.
Posted on 9:30 AM
yeah got the link :-). Please scroll down to the History of sardar jokes http://bskonline.blogspot.com/2007/01/k.html
Pls dont take it heart. Even i was craking and fwd those sardar jokes before i read this post. But now i have refrained myself. Jus a humble thought..
Posted on 9:31 AM